Martha's Lesson: Cheaters Suffer for Temporary Gains

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We are flummoxed -- what to wear and where to sit at homosexual weddings? What is the answer when ushers query, "Friend of the bride or groom?" Who is the groom when women marry women? Is it always the one in the tux? Are "His" and "Hers" towels as wedding gifts out, as it were, for gay couples?

As we percolate in our quandary, Turkey Hill Farm lies dark. The Connecticut charmer and domestic doyenne, guru of taste and gracious living, Martha Stewart, landed four felony convictions which should yield a stint in Leona Helmsley's old digs in Club Fed.

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Martha's Lesson: Cheaters Suffer for Temporary Gains

Martha's story and fate make for a fine bedtime fable for the tots of America, "Listen my children and you shall hear, of the midnight trades of ImClone stock by our domestic diva dear." Her story has the makings of all that is right a...

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