Haitians Are the Greatest Sports Fans I've Ever Seen

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This classic Dave Barry column was originally published on March 14, 1999.

We live in troubled and uncertain times, but I am feeling good -- about myself; about my homeland; about all the nations of the Earth; and, yes, about future of humanity. And I will tell you why: I am on painkillers. I got them from my doctor, Curt. Curt is a great doctor, probably the greatest doctor who ever lived, and I will tell you why: He gave me these painkillers.

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Haitians Are the Greatest Sports Fans I've Ever Seen

These are some STRONG painkillers. You should see the side effects! I started to read about them on the information sheet, but I got only as far as the part where it said I should report to the doctor's office if my (I don't know how to say...

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